Barnes Kidnapping Conspiracy, Haugen Wins #1, Kid Nonplussed About Ball Gift, Smith Wins After Cutting Hair, Women Get Week Off, Mallott Nicknamed The Kracken, Stone Creates Hambone Lingo.

Barnes is Queen, Steve Nagy Award Trade-In, PBA Senior Tour Kicks Off, USBC Convention Excitement, Hambone Ringtone, Chris Paul Named NBA MVP Runner-Up, Storm Trivia Question.

Games 3 - 6 of the legendary PJ vs. UT FAN match. PJ closes the gap, PJ takes a shower and Hambones are aplenty.